Archive for the ‘ FAILS ’ Category

[VIDEO] VA State Trooper hits Skateboader with car

Details are still kind of sketchy on this apparent hit and run on a Skater down at VCU.  According to a Reddit post the kid wasn’t upset and didn’t press charges on the Virgina State trooper that bumped his ass onto the hood of his car.  This is what the Mainstream media had to say about the incident: LINK

[NEWS] Chris Brown x Drake Fight! just learned that rapper Drake and his entourage got into a FIGHT . . . with CHRIS BROWN at the popular AFTER HOURS NYC nightclub WIP.

According to MULTIPLE snitches inside, Chris and Drake have had a DIFFICULT relationship since three years ago – when Rihanna CHEATED on Chris, with Drake. Chris has HELD A GRUDGE against Drake for years.

Well last night at WIP, we’re told that Chris reportedly sent over a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table, as a sort of peace offering. We’re not sure WHAT happened next, but we’re hearing UNCONFIRMED REPORTS that Drake sent the bottle back to Chris with a message to the effect of – “I’m f*ckng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it.”

Whatever message Drake sent back caused Chris to immediately fly into a rage – and he CONFRONTED Drake and his entourage – which included ANOTHER Chris Brown rival, rapper Meek Mill. Meek Mill also had a relationship with Rihanna.

Well according to our snitch, Drake PUNCHED Chris in the face and before Chris could retaliate, someone (#teamnosnitch#) popped Chris in the mouth with a BOTTLE, multiple times. And as a result, Chris was LEAKING LIKE A FAUCET!!!

Security immediately swooped in and broke up the fight. Drake and ‘em immediately LEFT the club, before POLICE arrived. Chris, we’re told left under his own power – and later went to the HOSPITAL, to get his face sewn shut

via x Atrilli

[VIDEO] Old White Man explains pimping rules for J.Cole & Trey Songz

“Trey Songz I Respect That Dog, but J.cole fuck you  you a pussy”

I don’t know where This guy “Hard White” or his mullet came from but he has some very choice words for J.Cole!  Sounds like he pulls out the Pimping rule book on J.Cole for letting Trey Songz steal his shine in his video.  This has got to be the funniest video I have seen since Getting White Boy Wasted With Baker

Richmond Police are trying to get there info back from local RVA Blog (via The Wingnut)

Local RVA Blog got a hand delivered letter sent to their door asking for their training info back that was legally obtained through public records by Wingnut Blog.  We here at Planet804 Blog commend Wingnut in there endeavors to expose truths of Richmond police Dept.  Below is the The protective order RPD sent to Wingnut + links to training info.

“Emergency Motion for Protective Order and to Compel the Return of Tactical Information and to Prevent the Disclosure of Said Information on behalf of Plaintiffs Chief of Police Bryan Norwood and The City of Richmond”

Today we received an interesting package from the City of Richmond, hand delivered to our door. The documents within informed us about a court case in the works (“The Chief of Police Bryan Norwood and The City of Richmond v. Mo Karn”), and include an: “Emergency Motion for Protective Order and to Compel the Return of Tactical Information and to Prevent the Disclosure of Said Information on behalf of Plaintiffs Chief of Police Bryan Norwood and Th … Read More

via The Wingnut

Photo of the Day

This picture was sent in a few years ago, way before Planet804 even started but it was the perfect photo of the Day… Passed out in them streets of Richmond, VA    

Photographer: Unknown


Getting White Boy Wasted with Baker

 Drinking Contest Gone Wrong… Check this funny video!


Now we all know the White Boy BAKER “How you like me now”

Attack of the Internet FAILS !

So you can probably already guess what this post is going to be about…  INTERNET FAILS !  Planet804 has compiled the Best of the worst INTERNET FAILS for your viewing pleasure.  Were going to let them go head to head to see who is the Epic FAIL! Place your bets now on these Epic FAILS.  Check them out below plus some of their most famous quotes LoL 

* 50TYSON  “i aint gone say dat im 50 tyson”

Eli Porter  “See im the best man, i deed it”

Tony   “why should I myself like people”

Tsimfuckis  “Its your boy tsimfuckis a.k.a chicken little”

Antoine Dodson AUTOTUNE REMIX “They raping everybody out here”

*SIDENOTE:  It’s a dam shame that as corny as this dude is rapping, if they threw a beat behind it and told you it was the most popular thing, you would like it.  I’m starting to believe that younger people see a lot of these corny rappers that’s actually out now & think they can get a deal with wack rhymes & punch lines… THINK ABOUT IT!

Gucci Walkout (Via Red’s World)

Rapper Gucci Mane must have got a little heated by certain question at local radio station interview… We gone call this new dance The Gucci Walkout!

Everybody’s wondering what happened today with Gucci Mane at the radio station. Some people think he got jumped, some people think he got robbed

 READ MORE Well Damn Gucci… « Red’s World

Oooh No Mr. Fishburne your daughters doing porn

Daughter of Laurence Fishburne Montana Fishburne has turned to a life of Porn instead of getting a real acting job?! Oh well here is the smut yall been waiting for Montana Fishburne a.k.a Chippy D


Blackout affects 3,600 in Henrico County

I woke up to no power 2 days in a row.  The first night the power went off around 10pm I was told that it came back on some time after 1am.  Then the same thing all over again sometime around 3pm July 7th 2010 it only lasted maybe 45 minutes.  The news and VA Dominion power are blaming it on the large consumption of power being used because of AC’s running all day?  It gets hot in Richmond VA every summer, what the hell makes this one so different?  To me it seems like an excuse as to why there about to hit us with a HUGE electric bill!  I urge you to report any outages too VA Dominion Power (1-888-667-0011) as soon as it happens, maybe this will get us some type of credit on our bill!

More info here Blackout affects 3,600 in Henrico | Richmond Times-Dispatch.