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The water is still Taint in RVA! (Taint movie VHS Release Event)

 The Taint movie is coming back to Richmond Va !  I’m glad to have been able to view this underground Gem the first time it was premiered at the Byrd theater.  But for some reason I missed the first 15 mins of the film, not this time i will catch the movie in all its glory!!  RVA please come join me and we witness the craziness of this TAINTED film on Thursday, October 28 2010 @ Gallery 5 (art gallery)  There will also be limited copies of VHS tapes and DVD versions of The Taint available to buy!

The Taint VHS Release / Halloween Screening!

200 West Marshall St.Richmond, VA, 23220

$2, doors open at 7:30PM, movie starts at 8PM. This is an Adults Only +18 event

The Taint was produced and directed by Drew Bolduc and Dan Nelson. It is a low-budget independent film made in Richmond, Virginia with the help of many incredibly talented local artists and VCU students. It is a testament to guerilla style filmmaking and a great example of what can be accomplished outside of the studio system with very little money.”  -Bolson Media Alliance

WARNING: This Movie is not for the faint of heart… Only the TAINT of Art!!

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http://taintmovie.com/

Oooh No Mr. Fishburne your daughters doing porn

Daughter of Laurence Fishburne Montana Fishburne has turned to a life of Porn instead of getting a real acting job?! Oh well here is the smut yall been waiting for Montana Fishburne a.k.a Chippy D

CHECK OUT HER FULL SCENE http://www.megaporn.com/?d=S81X60NH

Paranormal Activity 2 Trailer

I kinda can’t believe there making a Paranormal Activity 2 movie.  When the first movie came out either you were scared or not, i cant lie and say that the first PA movie actually bored me a little all the way till the end when the creepiness of the whole movie crept on me and my friend!  It’s funny that some people still believe the two CHARACTERS  from the first movie were real.

Official Paranormal Activity 2 trailer

 And for those who never saw the all 3 Alternate endings of the first Paranormal Activity check this http://yfrog.com/b8paranormalactivitybyankz 

Safe for Work or not Safe for Work!

I had to go all the way to Germany to bring you this news.  For any of the hard working Men(HAPPY FATHERS DAY) and Women who worked that grueling 9 to 5 blue collard job like a warehouse or any other Industrial type job, you probably have had to watch some sort of Safety instructional video.  Sitting there watching some boring video warning you not to put your hands near something sharp, hot, or dangerous.  Duuuuuuh we know this already but for some of  you who are collecting workmen’s comp as we speak because you were not paying attention to the safety video… I have a new one for you called “Staplerfahrer Klaus”  Translation: (forklift driver klaus-The First Day on the job)

 

forklift driver  forklift yelling

 I don’t know if this is a Safety video or a Horror movie.  After watching this I don’t think you will be unsafe at work anymore!!!!!! lol 

 WARNING: For some reason you would want to purchase this DVD and scare the shit out of employees check http://www.staplerfahrerklaus.de/

Its Something Tainted about this movie!

It was a nice sunny day in RVA, People walking around with the utmost Southern Hospitality that VA brings, kids drawing on the ground all up and down Carry street even  the birds were chirping and shit! lol

But if you walked a little further down the street to the Historical Byrd Theater we saw this & things got crazy, we like crazy at Planet804!

It was a movie playing called “The Taint” by Drew Bolduc & Dan Nelson.  Yes the movie was crazy,funny,B rated and GOOOOOOREY! Just like those low budget Troma movies this was straight out of VA something we could call our own! What happends when a Dick enlargeing syrum that goes wrong gets poured into the James River you get the movie The Taint!

Check their page for more info

http://www.taintmovie.com/